Here you go, Thomas. Try that.
Amazing.
It tastes just like water.
That's because it is water...
100% safe drinking water from the dew
I collected this morning.
You can last for months with
just the knowledge I've shared today.
Bravo!
All right.
Is it really pure dew?
Sure is. Here.
Let me show you my system.
Can you guys keep it down?
All this pure-dew talk is blowing my fo...
Ha ha! Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Good game, dude. Good game.
Guys, can you come here for a second?
Ah, sweet.
Benson's presentation's over.
Look out, face.
It's time to shove some burgers in your mouth.
Yeah, watch out, buns,
'cause you're about to get some patties up in you.
Hey, guys.
Thanks a lot for coming to this.
I know my wilderness-survival presentations aren't how you'd
normally choose to spend your time off.
Sure, Benson. No problem.
Great.
So, if you can just bring over the tortillas,
I'll get started on the food.
No offense, but you don't make burgers with tortillas.
Wait.
Are you telling me that you didn't bring the tortillas?
Why would we bring tortillas for burgers?
Because we're not having burgers.
We're having quesadillas.
Aw, what?
We only came to this thing for the burgers at the end.
Yeah.
Why didn't you tell us we were having quesadillas this time?
I did tell you...
over and over.
I said, "We're having quesadillas this time."
Don't forget we're having quesadillas this time,
so if you can pick up the tortillas,
I'd really appreciate it.
No problem.
Hey, guys.
You're gonna pick up the tortillas
for the quesadillas, right?
Oh, yes!
Great. Thank you.
Since you guys are headed out anyway,
this might be a good time to get those tortillas.
What did he say?
I think, uh, "Have a good time"?
Maybe if you just reminded us one more...
I shouldn't have to remind you at all!
You two never listen to me, and I'm sick of it!
Don't be mad, Benson.
Mad?
I got mad the last time you ignored me.
This time, I'm... I'm deeply offended.
And now I have six pounds of cheese and not one tortilla.
What kind of quesadilla can you make with that, huh?
What kind?!
You can't make a quesadilla without tortillas.
That's just cheese.
Thank you, Skips.
So now, because of Mordecai and Rigby,
here we all are...
tired, hungry, nothing to eat.
And if you two don't get those tortillas right now,
you're fired!
Well, which ones are we supposed to get?
There's like 30 different kinds here.
How should I know?
Well, can you check?
It's a note from Benson.
"Dear Mordecai and Rigby, you're probably standing
there like two boneheads trying to figure out which of the
30 different kinds of tortillas to get."
How does he know?!
Dude, he typed it.
"Since you never listen, I'll remind you that we need an
extra-large bag of Casa Queso handmade-style flour tortillas.
If you come back here with anything else, you're fired.
Your boss, Benson."
And then there's some clip art of a bomb, and it says,
"The clock is ticking!"
"Dear Mordecai and Rigby,
go get the exact tortillas I want,
or I'm gonna get all mad.
"Dear Mordecai and Rigby, I know you love burgers,
so we're having quesadillas.
Yeah.
"Dear Mordecai and Rigby, if I don't get something
to put this cheese between right now,
you're fired."
Dude, we're actually running kind of late on getting these
tortillas back to the park.
Yeah.
Maybe we should take that new shortcut.
Good call.
And then, earlier, Benson was all like,
"Don't forget to gas up the cart before you get tortillas."
And I was just like, "Cool it, dude.
Thanks for the..."
"...heads... up"?
I see.
Dude, why didn't you just listen to Benson and gas up the cart?
Because he never says anything important?
Except that was important,
'cause now we're stuck in the middle of the woods.
Okay, this is gonna be painful, but I think we have to ask
Benson to come get us.
Guys, hey.
Benson, are you there?
Sorry.
Rigby!
I really am sorry, Mordecai.
My body just starts talking when it's hungry.
Just give me the phone.
Awesome. No service.
We're gonna have to walk the rest of the way.
I'm pretty sure if we just head towards those trees...
Okay, that didn't land us where I thought it would.
But if we can just get to the other side of that river.
All right, so I think if we can go down that hill...
Easy. Easy.
Okay, maybe if we...
Maybe if we what?
Do you even have any idea where we're going?
I've seen that Skips rock four times.
Okay, but...
Dude, just face it.
We're lost.
Yeah, we're lost.
And I'm cold and hungry.
Well, I'd say we go back to the cart for shelter,
but I don't even know where that is anymore.
What are you doing?! You can't eat those.
We have to give them to Benson.
Well, he's not getting anything if we die up here.
But maybe there's something else we can eat.
Can we eat... rocks?
I saw one show where the guy made a three-course meal
out of nothing but tree bark.
It's not that bad.
Whoa, dude.
Huh?
That's not right, man.
What show did you see that bark thing on?
It was on, um... oh!
"Crazy Eats."
The one where the guy makes himself insane by eating stuff
that's not food?
Rigby, they don't even go outside on that show.
But, Mordecai, the inside is the outside.
The inside is the outside.
Oh, man.
What happened?
I don't know, dude,
but we're not gonna survive this, are we?
Dude, it's so cold.
We're gonna freeze to death before we can get Benson
these tortillas.
If Skips was here, he'd know what to do.
Pay attention, guys.
You're gonna need to remember this stuff.
Mordecai, we need to remember what Benson said in his
wilderness presentation.
Dude, that's it!
Remember. Remember.
And that's how you survive a bear attack.
Thank you, Thomas.
Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I need your eyes up here.
Oh, Benson.
What about when it gets chilly?
That's a great question, Pops.
Now, it may look like I'm just wearing a jacket up here.
But underneath it, I have on a sweatshirt,
followed by a long-sleeve thermal followed by a t-shirt
followed by a tank top.
It's called layering,
and it's your key to temperature regulation.
Layering!
There's nothing to make layers with.
I see some layers.
That's enough for now.
We need to save the rest for Benson.
We'd better get a move on.
"End is near.
Tell Benson we tried."
Did we make it?
No.
It wasn't supposed to end like this, Mordecai.
No, Rigby.
Don't give up.
There's got to be one last thing we can remember
from Benson's presentation.
No, Bro.
This is it.
See you on the other side.
Please, just try to remember, Rigby.
Do it for Benson.
And if all else fails, find a cellphone signal.
It may just save your life one day.
We have to find a cellphone signal!
Okay, okay.
Let me just...
It's almost out of batteries.
Then let's go!
Mordecai...
...my leg.
I can't.
Yes, you can.
This is our last chance, Rigby.
Are you gonna die like a little baby,
or are you gonna help me?
I'll help you, Mordecai!
Anything?
Run faster!
Come on, phone!
Please, please, please!
A bar, Mordecai! We have a bar!
A bar?
A bar! A bar!
A beautiful bar!
I'm so happy.
Wait. Call, dude.
Call! Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.
I'm dialing.
It's ringing!
Hello?
I can't believe it.
You guys are still here.
After all this time?
Everything has changed so much since we've been gone.
Is this still called a pine... cone?
What year is it?
You guys have only been gone a couple hours.
We could hear you yelling on the other side of those trees,
but every time we had Thomas go check it out,
you attacked him.
These tortillas are soggy and dirty.
Oh, Benson!
You saved us!
Yeah, Benson.
We're sorry we never listen.
And you're so smart.
How did you know we were gonna forget what tortillas to get?
All right, all right!
That's enough!
I had a feeling this might happen.
Thomas, can you take the backup burgers over to the grill, please?
Backup burgers?
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Just don't touch any of the food.
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